Independence Is a Good Look On Her

After six years together, Hansel Johnson comes to Miranda Sutton with an arm around his new lover and tells her he wants to break up.

Miranda doesn't kick up a fuss. She packs her things, takes the exorbitant sum of money he gives her as compensation, and moves out without hesitation.

Hansel's friends make bets on how long Miranda can stick it out this time—everyone in Jandersville knows that Miranda is madly in love with Hansel, after all. She loves him so much that she can cast aside her pride, dignity, and temper. They're sure she'll come begging for him to take her back in three days, at most.

But when three days come and go… Hansel's the first to lose his composure. It's his first time giving in to Miranda. He calls her and says, "Have you had enough of this nonsense? If you have, you'd better come back."

Unfortunately for him, he only hears a man chuckle on the other end of the line. "It's too late to change something once it's done, Mr. Johnson. There isn't anything in this world that can turn back time."

"I'm looking for Miranda. Pass the phone to her!" Hansel snaps.

"Sorry, but my girlfriend's too tired. She's just fallen asleep."